I hear hollering women...  So I look over to Krazy Kay's House and I see 3 women hanging over the balcony of the back porch.  And I can hear this Holler-fest clear as day.  And it cracked me up.

"Oh My God!!! It's a lizard!""

"Really???"

"Yeah it's a big Lizard!!!"

"You Liar!  There is not!"

"I'm not a liar.  You're a Liar.  Yes there is.. LOOK!"

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So Charles (the VP of Bus. Planning) comes in about 30 minutes late and announces to Bob that he'll "get in here on time someday."

Donna:  "Yeah, I was beginning to wonder if you were carpooling with Diane."

Now mind you she thought she said it under her breath, but we ALL heard it.

Bob nearly spit his water all over his Monitor.  Charles' jaw ( Read more... )

That we should cancel today due to lack of interest...

i cant' agree more.

Security Whiskers = Spidey Sense.

Niiiiice...

I know that it's a "HERD" of Cows and a "GAGGLE" of geese...But What do you call a bunch of pigs?

A Sorority.

No I didn't go thru rush.  As you can see, I'm still a little bitter.

Me:  Boy, Kay These Swedish meatballs are awfully Large....

Kay:  I like my balls big.

Me:  Awwwwwll Rrrrighty then.  that's a little more than I ever needed to know.

Funniest thing Said to me today...So Far...

While discussing the gentlemen that moved Goss into the Leaky Apartment...

"Those weren't Mexicans...they were Mexican'ts"

I hurt myself laughing.

 Me:  "I got Poison Ivy ...Again."

Goss:  "Doesn't surprise me, You always have Somethin' itching."

It sounded funnier when she said it.  Now it just sounds like I need to take a bath and/or possibly see a doctor.

It tickles me to no end that The boys find this topic quite amusing.  If I had known that...I would have brought the topic up earlier.

funniest lIne I heard on the Caching trip...

"At least MY scrotum isn't bent!"

After all the trips, slips and falls I experienced - IF I had one it would be be.